Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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