he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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