I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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