it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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