dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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