i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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