Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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