Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish you could order shots online.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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