My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
