that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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