I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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