im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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