I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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