Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize
