I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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