he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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