Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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