why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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