I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am midnight drunk by noon
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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