no. you can't hotbox the world.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
