Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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