My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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