Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
