i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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