You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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