Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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