I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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