I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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