were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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