it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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