I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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