fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
