What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How does it feel to date your dad?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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