god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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