I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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