so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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