Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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