If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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