break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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