I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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