Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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