I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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