i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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