I think my vagina is haunted
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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