i just had sex bonerless
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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