Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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