If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't deserve a penis
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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