Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
