hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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