i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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