Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's shark week go big or go home
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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