omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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