so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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