I feel like I'm in dance class right now
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
